i always attract the ones with the hidden aggression, the abusive tendencies.
somethin’ wrong with me?
“im a girl and i don’t wear make up!!! honestly i don’t get girls who…. it’s so stupid” congrats, u have made every boy in the room simultaneously bust a nut, you are now better than every girl who has ever worn make up. every guy wants you, every girl aspires to be you, to be as incredible, unique and quirky enough to rid their face of the terrible tool that was only created to deceive men. the ground begins to tremor in approval, the sky becomes clear, jesus has ascended to announce that u are the true saviour. the world is finally at peace.
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i found myself listening to “oxford comma” and eating a king size kit kat for dinner and having a very dramatic staring contest with my doge at the same time
starbucks has forever fucked up the way people order coffee
bless those poor souls that go on a trip to italy and try to order an iced skinny caramel macchiato with extra caramel drizzle and whipped cream on top
i hope someone yells at you
